are you dying
Age 38, Male
Fairfax, VA
Joined on 8/20/08
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I'm already dead
Cool.
You should have been more covert.
Then I wouldn't have an enemy.
O EM JEH A GOST!!!
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!?!?!
STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS YOU LITTLE CUNT!!!!!
cool story. the shit about thinking you're smarter than everyone is how batshit crazy people start. doesn't matter if they actually are smarter. good story.
The part about me thinking that I'm superior to everyone else is probably the only true thing about this story...
I thought you were awesome, and if any of this is true, I'll miss you.
Not like how you would miss a puppy or anything, sort of like how you would miss a bug problem or a bowel movement.
Still, goodbye/good luck.
I'd hate to disappoint you, but this story is not real.
so you gave up the fight, just like that? oh well, it was a good run!
I must have been high at the time or something. I could have held out much longer.
I'm a gullible fuck.
Yes; yes you are.
It'd be funny if you said something factually incorrect in the story.
Thank you for admitting your intellectual inferiority to me.
Looks like we have a retard emo crying for attention.
1. Read the story. I'm smarter than you.
2. I'm not an emo
3. I don't want attention. I avoid human contact at all costs IRL
Wow, uber emo nerd. Even in your after life you life in your computer, loser. If I was a ghost I wouldn't waist my time on NG. Failure!
I would take you more seriously if you didn't make so many grammar and spelling mistakes.
Jonestown reference anyone? Mmmm... Cyanide juice.
Tasty
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Who ya gonna call?
Some prostitute. I need to get laid and don't want to put up with a bitch trying to talk to me afterwards.
im too lazy to read that. but since u said i shud comment ur news post, here i am.
TL;DR - I led a cult and killed myself
Can I bear your children?
Yes, but I'm not paying any child support.
But..the baby! You leave me with this thing in my belly and you aren't willing to take are of it! FINE!
get an abortion or put it up for adoption.
The man deserves a say in this too.
But i don't want to kill the baby. And how can I let it go live away from me...JUST PAY THE DAM CHILD SUPPORT >:(
Hey it's your fault for poking a hole in the condom without telling me!
FAG
FUCK YOU
Well sorry for liking some cum in me. I mean it just feels so much better than without that warm, thick liquid...lets fuck.
okay but this time if you get pregnant you are getting an abortion
Chdonga
TL;DR
Conspiracy3
I led a cult and killed myself