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Okay well I think I should admit something...I didn't get pregnant because i poked a hole in the condom. It's because I've been cheating on you with..with..with Rig. I'm sorry...

Okay, I'm not mad. I was cheating on you with Rig too.

Oh, well in that case want to have a threesome?

Hell yeah. Someone get the lube

Who need lube? I like it dry, makes it hurt more.

I like it hurting for him; not for me.

WEll you can hurt me all you like. I'll be sure to get the ball gags ready.

Don't forget the thumbscrews

Ehh, they're okay. But I prefer to have some leashes and ropes lying around.

And spikes. Lots and lots of spikes.

And spiked dildoes...lots and lots of spiked dildoes.

And spiked fleshlights... lots and lots of spiked fleshlights

I don't know. They made a new thing that's a weight. Fucking awesome. And wouldn't that make it harder to clean?

I don't know

Tl;dr

already posted

Well i'll just clean it with my mouth O:

Then make it dirty again

Oh I will, because I'm such a dirty boy.

Are you talking about semen or shit?

Both, in a delicous mix of...delicousness.

It's like two girls one cup all over again.

I was going to read this, but didn't. So, Fuck Yeah!

Read it or die

No.

Then die

OMG its a conspiracy!

yes it is

Wow, you should do more fictional stories :3

I love them.

Who ever said it was fictional?

I still say your an emo,

: I laugh at you >:)

Fuck you

Now i'm horny.. would would happen if you put your dick in that juice?

Your semen will kill any woman you fuck.

I don't know why I picture you as Invader Zimm when I read this. But its a good story none the less.

Who the fuck is Invader Zimm?

I belive my copy pasta bests yours, though yours is not bad.

NOT COPY PASTA

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