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Entry #1

My last words

2009-04-09 11:33:16 by Conspiracy3

NG, there are things you should know. A lot of shit is about to go down, and when the dust settles you will be hearing many lies about me and my group. You need to know that the majority of what you will be hearing will be false. Let me explain to you why all of this happens.

My life has been relatively easy. I lived as a middle class suburban in the USA. However, that ordinary "happy" life is the last thing I ever wanted. I always wanted something significant, painful, or agonizing. I always tried to reach it and failed. Whenever I needed minor surgeries I always asked to do so without any anesthetic just so that I could experience the pain and agony. Yet it was never enough. I constantly tried to stray from the herd, yet some invisible force always pushed me back in. This is not the life I ever wanted. For me this is the worst life I could imagine.

I wondered how anyone else could see this as the optimum so I began to observe those around me. All I found was that they were intellectually inferior puppets. They believe practically everything that they hear. Back when I was in high school I remember that we were all taught about abstinence and other bullshit and I was shocked to realize that they all believed everything they heard without any empirical proof to back it up. I was a prisoner to my own superior intellect. I could not escape such a torture. I did not want to escape such a torture.

Eventually I realized that if the people around me were all so stupid and easy to manipulate then why not I be the one to manipulate them? And so it all started. I began to observe people. Find their tiniest faults and insecurities. I would twist their wounds and gradually force them into pure agony until eventually I break them. Then I have the opportunity to mold them into a form that I find pleasing. Then they are all mine. Under my control. Under my command. And so I did this. Over the years I amassed hundreds of followers. Nearly thousands all under my controls. A zombie army that I could order to do whatever I want.

So I decided to put them to the test. Just how far could my new cult go? I started small at first. I did not want to lose their loyalty. I started with just every day pleasantries. Fetching me drinks, driving to a store. Just simple tasks. They all obeyed. I then took it a step further. Made them do arduous and meaningless tasks. They all obeyed. I gradually pushed them further and further, yet they always remain obedient. I have an entire cult. I am their leader. I have the power that I always dreamed of.

This was still not enough. I needed something more. I needed an enemy. Something that would give my group purpose and meaning. Yet I could not be the agressor. I needed someone to challenge me. I gradually made my group become more and more public. Eventually some far right evangelicals caught on and took me as their enemy. So now my group had a purpose. To destroy their group. So it began. I tried everything that I could. I tried to manipulate them and twist their false and stupid logic. Yet to no avail. I could not be successful.

Now some anti-cult people in the area began to try to persecute us. They even got the police in on the job. I tried to control every one of them yet I failed. With every person I convert to my cult ten form against me. I was running out of options. And now as the swooping hawk of our society came in for its kill I realized there was nothing left to do. I mixed drinks. Enough for my entire cult. Just an ordinary drink, but poisoned. I would not let those outside forces corrupt me. I gave the cups to everyone in my group and told them to drink. Every last one of them drank. Within five minutes every last one of them was dead.

Then I realized something. I just gave up all of my power. I was back to the very place that I started. I was out of options. I had no choices left. Our evil society was nearly at my door to tear me down. I had no followers left to defend me. I had realized the worst truth I will ever see. I have failed. I was out of choices. I had only one option left. So I type this message as I reach for a glass and prepare to drink it. Every last drop.

Now, before you accuse me of copy pasta I assure you that this is all my writing. You will find it no where on the Internet.


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ChdongaChdonga

2009-04-09 11:36:09

TL;DR

Conspiracy3 responds:

I led a cult and killed myself


badmcsticbadmcstic

2009-04-09 11:36:25

are you dying

(Updated ) Conspiracy3 responds:

I'm already dead


KantusKantus

2009-04-09 13:13:54

Cool.
You should have been more covert.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Then I wouldn't have an enemy.


MyGuitarSticksMyGuitarSticks

2009-04-09 17:43:01

O EM JEH A GOST!!!

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!?!?!

Conspiracy3 responds:

STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS YOU LITTLE CUNT!!!!!


TheSongSaladTheSongSalad

2009-04-09 23:52:40

cool story. the shit about thinking you're smarter than everyone is how batshit crazy people start. doesn't matter if they actually are smarter. good story.

Conspiracy3 responds:

The part about me thinking that I'm superior to everyone else is probably the only true thing about this story...


TheSilverGuitarTheSilverGuitar

2009-04-10 09:44:47

I thought you were awesome, and if any of this is true, I'll miss you.

Not like how you would miss a puppy or anything, sort of like how you would miss a bug problem or a bowel movement.

Still, goodbye/good luck.

Conspiracy3 responds:

I'd hate to disappoint you, but this story is not real.


toxicbombtoxicbomb

2009-04-10 11:50:48

so you gave up the fight, just like that? oh well, it was a good run!

Conspiracy3 responds:

I must have been high at the time or something. I could have held out much longer.


TheSilverGuitarTheSilverGuitar

2009-04-10 12:11:45

I'm a gullible fuck.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Yes; yes you are.


CogSpinCogSpin

2009-04-10 16:28:06

Man, this is some good shit. You have writing skills. I'll fund any book you want published.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Do you actually work for a publishing company or are you saying that as a figure of speech?


SawdustSawdust

2009-04-11 10:10:39

It'd be funny if you said something factually incorrect in the story.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Thank you for admitting your intellectual inferiority to me.


Zombie-ToasterZombie-Toaster

2009-04-14 15:46:56

Looks like we have a retard emo crying for attention.

Conspiracy3 responds:

1. Read the story. I'm smarter than you.
2. I'm not an emo
3. I don't want attention. I avoid human contact at all costs IRL


CrazyWolf783CrazyWolf783

2009-04-14 19:00:08

Wow, uber emo nerd. Even in your after life you life in your computer, loser. If I was a ghost I wouldn't waist my time on NG. Failure!

Conspiracy3 responds:

I would take you more seriously if you didn't make so many grammar and spelling mistakes.


BritkidBritkid

2009-04-14 19:42:27

It's interesting because psychopaths always say how they feel godlike when they're subjecting people to terror. It gives them a feeling of power and purpose, something they crave.

A psychologically interesting story. Nice.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Thank you


cybermonkey81cybermonkey81

2009-04-15 06:36:30

Jonestown reference anyone? Mmmm... Cyanide juice.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Tasty


Pinkv86Pinkv86

2009-04-16 11:29:31

i suppose </comment>

Conspiracy3 responds:

i reply </reply>


jinxworld70jinxworld70

2009-04-16 12:12:10

Who ya gonna call?

Conspiracy3 responds:

Some prostitute. I need to get laid and don't want to put up with a bitch trying to talk to me afterwards.


mythicaljakemythicaljake

2009-04-18 12:56:47

lol @ Peoples Temple references :3

Conspiracy3 responds:

Someone gets it.


watzmannwatzmann

2009-04-19 11:22:42

im too lazy to read that. but since u said i shud comment ur news post, here i am.

Conspiracy3 responds:

TL;DR - I led a cult and killed myself


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 11:23:48

Can I bear your children?

Conspiracy3 responds:

Yes, but I'm not paying any child support.


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 11:25:19

But..the baby! You leave me with this thing in my belly and you aren't willing to take are of it! FINE!

Conspiracy3 responds:

get an abortion or put it up for adoption.

The man deserves a say in this too.


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 13:33:51

But i don't want to kill the baby. And how can I let it go live away from me...JUST PAY THE DAM CHILD SUPPORT >:(

Conspiracy3 responds:

Hey it's your fault for poking a hole in the condom without telling me!


Father-of-DeathFather-of-Death

2009-04-19 13:39:57

FAG

Conspiracy3 responds:

FUCK YOU


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 13:45:57

Well sorry for liking some cum in me. I mean it just feels so much better than without that warm, thick liquid...lets fuck.

Conspiracy3 responds:

okay but this time if you get pregnant you are getting an abortion


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 13:49:32

Okay well I think I should admit something...I didn't get pregnant because i poked a hole in the condom. It's because I've been cheating on you with..with..with Rig. I'm sorry...

Conspiracy3 responds:

Okay, I'm not mad. I was cheating on you with Rig too.


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 13:55:20

Oh, well in that case want to have a threesome?

Conspiracy3 responds:

Hell yeah. Someone get the lube


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 14:03:56

Who need lube? I like it dry, makes it hurt more.

Conspiracy3 responds:

I like it hurting for him; not for me.


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 14:16:11

WEll you can hurt me all you like. I'll be sure to get the ball gags ready.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Don't forget the thumbscrews


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 14:30:10

Ehh, they're okay. But I prefer to have some leashes and ropes lying around.


Conspiracy3Conspiracy3

2009-04-19 14:37:35

And spikes. Lots and lots of spikes.


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 14:39:18

And spiked dildoes...lots and lots of spiked dildoes.

Conspiracy3 responds:

And spiked fleshlights... lots and lots of spiked fleshlights


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 14:57:06

I don't know. They made a new thing that's a weight. Fucking awesome. And wouldn't that make it harder to clean?

Conspiracy3 responds:

I don't know


bigmac990bigmac990

2009-04-19 15:02:06

Tl;dr

Conspiracy3 responds:

already posted


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 15:21:52

Well i'll just clean it with my mouth O:

Conspiracy3 responds:

Then make it dirty again


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 16:28:38

Oh I will, because I'm such a dirty boy.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Are you talking about semen or shit?


thelittleemothelittleemo

2009-04-19 17:17:26

Both, in a delicous mix of...delicousness.

Conspiracy3 responds:

It's like two girls one cup all over again.


KalebKoreKalebKore

2009-04-19 17:18:59

I was going to read this, but didn't. So, Fuck Yeah!

Conspiracy3 responds:

Read it or die


KalebKoreKalebKore

2009-04-19 17:21:04

No.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Then die


JackhoJackho

2009-04-21 18:47:55

OMG its a conspiracy!

Conspiracy3 responds:

yes it is


Roboboy679Roboboy679

2009-04-22 19:36:35

Wow, you should do more fictional stories :3

I love them.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Who ever said it was fictional?


Quagmire90Quagmire90

2009-04-22 19:51:25

Yes everyone is easily to manipulate.

Conspiracy3 responds:

That is true


Dark-criticalDark-critical

2009-04-24 14:44:08

I still say your an emo,

: I laugh at you >:)

Conspiracy3 responds:

Fuck you


DracofernDracofern

2009-04-26 13:29:05

Now i'm horny.. would would happen if you put your dick in that juice?

Conspiracy3 responds:

Your semen will kill any woman you fuck.


HighWayHighWay

2009-05-03 09:39:29

I don't know why I picture you as Invader Zimm when I read this. But its a good story none the less.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Who the fuck is Invader Zimm?


WuggawootWuggawoot

2009-05-09 22:32:03

I belive my copy pasta bests yours, though yours is not bad.

Conspiracy3 responds:

NOT COPY PASTA


Jonny879Jonny879

2009-05-25 17:55:35

hey ass wipe fuck cho moma ololol


AughirisAughiris

2009-05-26 17:27:24

That was a fantastic read, my man. Whether you're a skilled writer or simply so fucked up in your head that you make this shit up and actually believe in it or wish it were true, I don't care. Dare I say, please keep on writing?

Conspiracy3 responds:

I shall

BTW: The answer is fucked up in the head


kamelonakamelona

2009-05-26 18:23:01

Can I have your penis when you die?

Conspiracy3 responds:

Okay, just promise that you will only stick it inside of the vaginas of hot asian chicks


MetallixTheKnightMetallixTheKnight

2009-05-26 19:49:28

Three words;

Cool story bro.

Conspiracy3 responds:

Old meme is old


Lizardman974Lizardman974

2009-05-26 21:01:25

Nice way of proving that most people will believe just about everything they see and hear. Good job of incorporating that idiocy into the story!

Conspiracy3 responds:

couldn't have said it better


demonofthehiddenmistdemonofthehiddenmist

2009-05-28 19:06:30

The writing may be yours, but this actually happened, i forget where.

Conspiracy3 responds:

It happened in several places. Most famous of which is jonestown.